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"If you think that pro wrestling—with it's soap opera story arcs, fake moves and silly costumes—couldn't be funnier or more ridiculous than it already is, watch it get mocked by these UCBT performers."
—Time Out New York

"The WWE is pretty hilarious on its own, but the UCB Theatre’s wrestling federation, the UCBW, pays such good attention to the details of the genre, it feels less like a satirical mockery and more of a hyper-hilarious homage to the dramatic sport. It’s impossible not to get caught up in their hysteria."
—New York Press

"The price of admission gets you a whole seat, but you only need the edge."
—Flavorpill

"These guys (and girls) pay tribute to the pro-wrestling they love with their hybrid of comedy/wrestling and super-ridiculous ringside commentary - so many talented performers, and an incredibly supportive crowd!"
—Wrestling Legend, Standup Comedian & Bestselling Author Mick Foley

"These top-notch improv comics are really hilarious, and totally respectful. These guys take us fans seriously enough to just let us be little kids again."
—David Shoemaker (The Masked Man), Deadspin & Grantland

To submit a MegaStar application, please e-mail UCBW.info@gmail.com.

May 24

As mentioned in our last post, Sweet Daddy Jazz shocked the UCBW Arena by pulling out a knife and stabbing Bob Dylan in last night’s Hardcore Match. Special Guest Announcer Beach Cop and Chugger Deets were silent as the attempted murder took place. Junior Ref JZT was shocked to his very core. Only the power of rock music and electricity were able to save Bob Dylan.

The Hardcore Division has always been for the most dangerous of Mega Stars, but last night Sweet Daddy Jazz took things to a whole new level.

(photos by Arin Sang-urai)

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Happy Birthday to UCBW’s Hardcore Champion Bob Dylan!

Mr. Dylan defended his title last night against a drugged up Sweet Daddy Jazz. Despite being stabbed repeatedly, Bob Dylan recovered and retained his title.

(photos by Arin Sang-urai. Click the link to see more photos from last night’s show)

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Apr 05

Beach Cop says “Hey you, come see UCBW’s WrestleSlamMania this Saturday at 11:59pm at the UCBW Arena!”

(photo by Arin Sangurai)

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Mar 16

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Feb 02

charlietodd:

Bob Dylan does his amazing back flip versus Buffalo Elmo as Referee Robot Riley looks on in shock at last night’s UCBW Cagematch at UCB Theatre.

Photos by Arin Sang-urai

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Jan 11

Mick Foley, the Hardcore Legend himself, will be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame this coming April. We here at UCBW salute one of the greats, and we are honored to consider a Hall of Famer one of us.

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Nov 07

Earlier today, UCBW officials received the following note from one of the competitors in UCBW Electiongeddon’s UCBW Tag Team Championship Elimination Gauntlet Match. Here it is reprinted in its entirety.

Shaggy Bang here.

Whether you’re reading this because you follow my wrestling career or my pornography career, you’ve probably heard about or saw my accident at Electiongeddon. Me and my fellow Bang Bro got a little cocky and it came back to bite us. Me a little more than Preston. We ended up taking ski-poles to our torsos from The McGonigles during a Tag Team Gauntlet (note to self: Apply the Tag Team Gauntlet format to porn?), and now I have a pretty bad gash under my left pectoral (“tit”).

I’m no stranger to gashes. I can tell which ones should be left alone and this one definitely should. Discolored, oozing and rough to the touch. It actually smells pretty good, though. By the start of the next UCBW season in January 2013, it’ll be totally fine. So, as far as Comedy Wrestling goes it’s NBD.

But as much as I love fucking Lady Wrestling, my first love was the big MILF that is the Porn Biz. And this gooey slit, even after it heals, will affect my porn career a lot. It already has. Nobody wants to see a giant, gross scar on the body of the dude the girl’s blowing, so I’ve had to take the driver’s seat of the Bang Bus. That’s not an analogy. I can no longer fuck the girls we pick up. I have to drive. It kind of sucks, but it’s also kind of cool. I get to edit more, which doesn’t seem exciting, but there is more creative freedom than you’d think. It seems more like an art form now, kind of.

I’ve had herpes, crabs and gonorrhea. Heck, I even suffered some heart problems during that week I thought I had HIV, so it sucks that the thing that’s making me hang up my pornstar career isn’t anything related to it.

Anyway, I’d like to thank you for all of your support over the last 13 years. I’ve had the pleasure of having sex with some of the hottest girls in all the world and would do it all again in a heartbeat.

As for Comedy Wrestling, it’s made me taste my own blood. And I like it. It’s also freed up some of my time now that I can’t bang girls as a job. Next year, I’m going to be way more focused. The UCBW tag team division better watch the fuck out. I’m cummin’ for you.

Shaggy Bang.

P.S. Sorry, we had to take that last Big Mouthfuls update down. I know it was very good, but I guess the girl was 16. We’re going to post two new ones next week.

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Sep 09

yourfriendmitch:

I love UCBW.

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Sep 07

photojuice:

#466-470: UCBW ReVengeance Set #4:

1) Beach Cop with goths. 2) Bob Dylan. 3) Sweet Daddy Jazz. 4) Prog Rock. 5) “Manly Man” Randy Manly, Con Eddie & Chuck McMahon.

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Sep 06

photojuice:

#460-465: UCBW ReVengeance Set #3:

1) The Bedbug, Bloody Mary & Dollywood Hogan. 2) Tanya Tiara (w/Stage Mama). 3) Beach Cop. 4) Referee JZT. 5) Idaho Jones. 6) “Hard Drinkin’” Abe Lincoln.

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