See the UCBW MegaStars every Thursday at 11 PM at the UCB Theatre's CageMatch, and special Saturdays at midnight for Pay Per View events.
"If you think that pro wrestling—with it's soap opera story arcs, fake moves and silly costumes—couldn't be funnier or more ridiculous than it already is, watch it get mocked by these UCBT performers."
—Time Out New York
"The WWE is pretty hilarious on its own, but the UCB Theatre’s wrestling federation, the UCBW, pays such good attention to the details of the genre, it feels less like a satirical mockery and more of a hyper-hilarious homage to the dramatic sport. It’s impossible not to get caught up in their hysteria."
—New York Press
"The price of admission gets you a whole seat, but you only need the edge."
"These guys (and girls) pay tribute to the pro-wrestling they love with their hybrid of comedy/wrestling and super-ridiculous ringside commentary - so many talented performers, and an incredibly supportive crowd!"
—Wrestling Legend, Standup Comedian & Bestselling Author Mick Foley
"These top-notch improv comics are really hilarious, and totally respectful. These guys take us fans seriously enough to just let us be little kids again."
—David Shoemaker (The Masked Man), Deadspin & Grantland
To submit a MegaStar application, please e-mail UCBW.email@example.com.
AutumnSlamn was an epic PPV Event! Every belt is around a new waist today! Here are your winners for the night:
MATCH: Elimination UCBW Tag Team Championship Match: The Book of Mormon vs. The Bang Bros.
In our opening match, The Bang Bros looked to take back their titles in an Elimination Match against The Book of Mormon. After beating the Mormons and becoming new UCBW Tag Team Champions, The Bang Bros insulted the crowd and challenged any tag team in the world to face them. The Arena (and The Bang Bros) were shocked when Fire Ant and Green Ant, non-comedy wrestlers, accepted the challenge and quickly defeated the The Bang Bros.
NEW TAG CHAMPS- Green Ant and Fire Ant
MATCH: 8-Man Fanny Pack Stepladder Rumble, featuring: Beach Cop, Idaho Jones, Parking Defendant, #HeartThrob, Daisy Duke, Crust Punk, Party Pete, Johnny 101 (eliminated when thrown out of the ring, last two fight with Stepladder.)
Fannypack Holder- Beach Cop (retained)
MATCH: Referee Robot Riley vs. Beach Cop’s Towel
Directly after his victory, Beach Cop became a spectator as his partner, Towel, fought against long time rival Referee Robot Riley in the first ever sanctioned UCBW match to have an inanimate object as a competitor. Riley, generally loved by the fans, was booed as he proceeded to mercilessly beat down Towel in front of Towel’s wife and children. Robot Riley seemed to have things won as he locked in the legendary Figure Four submission hold on Towel, but fans cheered and applauded as Towel reverse the hold and made Ref Riley tap out!
Win by Submission- Beach Cop’s Towel
MATCH: Froot Boots’ Open Challenge
Froot Boots, a brand new wrestler to the UCBW and master of martial arts (while on Rollerblades) issued an Open Challenge to any three men in the audience willing to face him. Three regular fans accepted the challenge and immediately dominated Froot Boots, taking his $10,000 rollerblades and making him eat one of the fan’s poop. That challenger? Banksy!
Winners- Banksy and two other audience members
MATCH: Super Slam Challenge Match: “Manly Man” Randy Manly vs. The Door Man
"Manly Man" Randy Manly had his own challenge to issue last night when he took on The Door Man in a Super Slam Challenge. Whomever’s back touched the ground first would be the loser. Fans were shocked and delighted when Jervis Cottonbelly, another actual non-comedic wrestler, made an appearance and helped The Door Man score a victory.
MATCH: Hardcore Championship Match: Bob Dylan vs. Old Fishstix
After insulting the crowd and playing a song no one liked, Bob Dylan looked strong against the challenger to his Hardcore belt Old Fishstix. Despite some interference from Bob Dylan’s backup guitarist Donovan, Old Fishstix was able to counter the Bob Dylan Back Flip and lock in his amazing submission The Fish Hook.
Winner by Submission- New Hardcore Champion Old Fishstix
MATCH: Main Event for the UCBW Championship: The Douche (w/ Chuck Taylor) & mystery partner vs. Razor Raymond & Marz
Some speculated that The Douche’s mystery partner would be indie wrestler Chuck Taylor, but it turned out to be former UCBW Champ Wall $treet. With the unusual stipulation that whomever scored the pinfall would become the Champion, chaos and confusion soon broke out. In the end, it was thanks to interference by Chuck Taylor that The Douche was able to win the match and become the new UCBW Champion.
Winner- New UCBW Champion The Douche
The Douche celebration was cut short when he was attacked by Wall $treet who apologized to the UCBW Arena and declared himself Main $treet!
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