See the UCBW MegaStars every Thursday at 11 PM at the UCB Theatre's CageMatch, and special Saturdays at midnight for Pay Per View events.

Follow us on twitter! @UCBW

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"If you think that pro wrestling—with it's soap opera story arcs, fake moves and silly costumes—couldn't be funnier or more ridiculous than it already is, watch it get mocked by these UCBT performers."
—Time Out New York

"The WWE is pretty hilarious on its own, but the UCB Theatre’s wrestling federation, the UCBW, pays such good attention to the details of the genre, it feels less like a satirical mockery and more of a hyper-hilarious homage to the dramatic sport. It’s impossible not to get caught up in their hysteria."
—New York Press

"The price of admission gets you a whole seat, but you only need the edge."
—Flavorpill

"These guys (and girls) pay tribute to the pro-wrestling they love with their hybrid of comedy/wrestling and super-ridiculous ringside commentary - so many talented performers, and an incredibly supportive crowd!"
—Wrestling Legend, Standup Comedian & Bestselling Author Mick Foley

"These top-notch improv comics are really hilarious, and totally respectful. These guys take us fans seriously enough to just let us be little kids again."
—David Shoemaker (The Masked Man), Deadspin & Grantland

To submit a MegaStar application, please e-mail UCBW.info@gmail.com.

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UCBW WrestleSlamMania is this Saturday at 11:59pm!
Make a reservation! Let  us know you’re coming on our facebook event!
For more than eight years, UCBW has brought you hot Comedy Wrestling action each and every week at CageMatch. For an unprecedented NINTH consecutive year, UCBW will present it’s signature show — the grandpappy of ‘em all, the showcase of mortals -- WrestleSlamMania IX!Rivalries have been brewing, and everything will come to a boil when the full roster of UCBW MegaStars appears in the squared circle! Hilarious REAL wrestling matches LIVE on Pay-Per-View!*Get your tickets NOW!Only 14,000 seats available! THE MAIN EVENT:UCBW World Intercontinental Heavyweight Championship of the World:Main $treet (challenger) vs. The Douche (champion)ALSO:UCBW Tag Team Championship Triple Threat Match: Green Ant & Fire Ant of The Colony (champions) vs. The Bang Bros vs. The Party BoyzUCBW Hardcore Fucking Menage a Trois Hardcore Championship Match: Old Fishstix (champion) vs. The Abominable Snowman vs. Crust PunkCakeFace Memorial Battle Rumble: featuring - The Door Man, Sweet Daddy Jazz, Justin Time, Bed Bug, Johnny 101, #HeartThrob, El Gimpo, and more!Triple Threat Match for the UCBW Women’s Championship: Bloody Mary (w/ Bed Bug) vs. The Teenybopper vs. Bitsy Bradford (champion)An Open Challenge by FROOT BOOTS!PLUS: “Manly Man” Randy Manly, and many MORE surprises!Featuring Referee Robot Riley, Referee Tarzan & hosted by the Voices of the UCBW – Uncle Eddie, Chuck McMahon & Chugger Deets!CARD SUBJECT TO CHANGEFollow us on Twitter @UCBW*show not actually available on pay-per-view
Make a reservation! Let  us know you’re coming on our facebook event!

UCBW WrestleSlamMania is this Saturday at 11:59pm!

Make a reservation! Let  us know you’re coming on our facebook event!

For more than eight years, UCBW has brought you hot Comedy Wrestling action each and every week at CageMatch. For an unprecedented NINTH consecutive year, UCBW will present it’s signature show — the grandpappy of ‘em all, the showcase of mortals -- WrestleSlamMania IX!

Rivalries have been brewing, and everything will come to a boil when the full roster of UCBW MegaStars appears in the squared circle! Hilarious REAL wrestling matches LIVE on Pay-Per-View!*

Get your tickets NOW!

Only 14,000 seats available! 

THE MAIN EVENT:
UCBW World Intercontinental Heavyweight Championship of the World:
Main $treet (challenger) vs. The Douche (champion)

ALSO:

UCBW Tag Team Championship Triple Threat Match: Green Ant & Fire Ant of The Colony (champions) vs. The Bang Bros vs. The Party Boyz

UCBW Hardcore Fucking Menage a Trois Hardcore Championship Match: Old Fishstix (champion) vs. The Abominable Snowman vs. Crust Punk

CakeFace Memorial Battle Rumble: featuring - The Door Man, Sweet Daddy Jazz, Justin Time, Bed Bug, Johnny 101, #HeartThrob, El Gimpo, and more!

Triple Threat Match for the UCBW Women’s Championship: Bloody Mary (w/ Bed Bug) vs. The Teenybopper vs. Bitsy Bradford (champion)

An Open Challenge by FROOT BOOTS!

PLUS: “Manly Man” Randy Manly, and many MORE surprises!

Featuring Referee Robot Riley, Referee Tarzan & hosted by the Voices of the UCBW – Uncle Eddie, Chuck McMahon & Chugger Deets!

CARD SUBJECT TO CHANGE

Follow us on Twitter @UCBW

*show not actually available on pay-per-view

Make a reservation! Let  us know you’re coming on our facebook event!

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Mar 18
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On March 18th, 2006, UCBW had their first PPV entitled WrestleSlamMania. The first UCBW referee Pat Baer, now retired to Blowjob Island, recounts the night for UCBW.info

They said it couldn’t, and shouldn’t be done. We were only supposed to host cagematch. A promo here, a match there, that was all anyone expected of us. But we proved to everyone we could be more. When Chuck McMahon bought cagematch from Kevin Mullaney, he had a vision to create a comedic wrestling promotion that could be more than just hosts and distractions. He envisioned WrestleSlamMania. Nine matches. Five titles on the line. UCB Theatre Celebrities. All for only $8. It seemed crazy. And it was.

I started referring in Smokey Mountain Wrestling, never thinking I would someday get the call to be a ref for a comedy promotion in New York City. Blocks away from Madison Square Garden, the UCBW arena quickly became a mecca for the best comedy wrestlers in the world. International superstars like Binary Code, Big Island, and Foreign Menace traveled great distances to be apart of history. Upstart youngsters like Doctor Money Bags, Cakeface, Coach Johnson, Cha Cha Tango, and Ma Jessa  came with me from Smokey Mountain. Lezzie Steele, the best female wrestler in the world, came out of retirement. Celebrities like GI Joe, Orion Pax, Charlie Brown, and Hulk Hogan’s brother Frank Bollea were calling us to be a part of the historic night. Sean Hart and Ken Keech, performers at the UCB Theatre, knew we were taking a huge risk and came on board to appeal to the traditional comedy fans. They were outsiders in our industry, but they respected it. It was a pleasure to ref their ladder match over who had to pay rent on the apartment they shared.  

The legendary announce team of Pee Pee Jackson and Sky Goldfarb were set in place to call all the action. That would have been more than enough, until at the last moment a deal was stuck to bring in the best interviewer in all of comedy wrestling. The legendary TT Billingsworth would be stationed just outside the locker rooms, bringing the hard hitting questions directly to the UCBW Megastars.

Chuck McMahon even stepped from behind the scenes into the limelight, as he declared himself the special guest referee for the main event. And what a main event! Pu Kang Kang, our first champion, was already an accomplished performer. Thrown into the mix was Marz the Black Planet. An unknown in the industry handpicked by Chuck McMahon, Marz had everything going for him. 

Titles changed hands, laughs were had, and in the end we knew we had all accomplished something special. I know that my life changed, for the better. I will always love UCBW, and I will never forget that amazing night 8 years ago.

~Retired Senior Referee Pat Baer

In April, WrestleSlamMania 9 will be another instant classic. Stay tuned for more info. 

(all photos by Chuck McMahon’s personal ring photographer)

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Feb 28
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Last night we had the formation of a new tag team, the debut of a new mega star, and the surprise return of a champion!

Shaggy and Preston (aka The Bang Bros) took on a brand new tag team Sweet Beach! Longtime friends Sweet Daddy Jazz and Beach Cop already looked like a fantastic team in their debut, but they were in for a surprise! A pizza delivery turned violent when youngest Bang Bros Shooter Bang rang the doorbell, then cleaned house! After a filthy victory, the Bang Bros trio celebrated until Fire Ant made his own surprise appearance. Fire Ant, one half of the tag champs The Colony, took out all three Bang Bros in an amazing display of for-real wrestling. 

We’ll have more comedic wrestling action for you next week!

(all photos taken by Arin Sang-urai)

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Feb 21
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Birthday Boy vs Abominable Snowman

Last night saw the debut of two brand UCBW Mega-Stars. The Birthday Boy’s birthday wish was to wrestle in a match! The Abominable Snowman’s wish was to continue to do cocaine, or as he calls it “snow”.

We’ll have some tag team action next week! Make a reservation!

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Dec 14
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chrisreblogs:

brenttharshman:

This being will be at UCBW Hanukkaos tomorrow night at 11:59. You should go!

!!!!!!!! DR. CUBE !?!?!?

Dr. Cube will be competing at UCBW’s Hanukkaos in one of our Eight Crazy Fights! Make a reservation!

chrisreblogs:

brenttharshman:

This being will be at UCBW Hanukkaos tomorrow night at 11:59. 

You should go!

!!!!!!!! DR. CUBE !?!?!?

Dr. Cube will be competing at UCBW’s Hanukkaos in one of our Eight Crazy Fights! Make a reservation!

(Source: televandalist)

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Nov 18
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curtisraye:

Referee Robot Riley gets viciously injured by a slider chair.

curtisraye:

Referee Robot Riley gets viciously injured by a slider chair.

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resinrambles:

New UCBW Tag Team Champs!

Fun times again at the #UCB theater in NYC this Saturday. They held yet another #UCBW ‘PPV’ and did not disappoint. Hilarious from start to finish. As an added bonus, The Colony surprised everyone, especially the Bang Bros, with their return.

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robotriley:

I came up short in the biggest match of my life. Congratulations to UCBW MegaStar Towel for an amazing bout. Special thanks to everyone at UCBW (and a few real deal pro wrestlers!) for coming together to put on such a fun filled show.

Photos by Arin Sang-Urai. Check out the rest of his AutumnSlamn coverage HERE!

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jerviscottonbelly:

"Here’s Jervis!"
#UCBW
Photo by Arin Sangurai

jerviscottonbelly:

"Here’s Jervis!"

#UCBW

Photo by Arin Sangurai

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Oct 28
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Towel counters the Figure Four Leglock!

Towel counters the Figure Four Leglock!

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