See the UCBW MegaStars every Thursday at 11 PM at the UCB Theatre's CageMatch, and special Saturdays at midnight for Pay Per View events.

Follow us on twitter! @UCBW

Like us on Facebook!

"If you think that pro wrestling—with it's soap opera story arcs, fake moves and silly costumes—couldn't be funnier or more ridiculous than it already is, watch it get mocked by these UCBT performers."
—Time Out New York

"The WWE is pretty hilarious on its own, but the UCB Theatre’s wrestling federation, the UCBW, pays such good attention to the details of the genre, it feels less like a satirical mockery and more of a hyper-hilarious homage to the dramatic sport. It’s impossible not to get caught up in their hysteria."
—New York Press

"The price of admission gets you a whole seat, but you only need the edge."
—Flavorpill

"These guys (and girls) pay tribute to the pro-wrestling they love with their hybrid of comedy/wrestling and super-ridiculous ringside commentary - so many talented performers, and an incredibly supportive crowd!"
—Wrestling Legend, Standup Comedian & Bestselling Author Mick Foley

"These top-notch improv comics are really hilarious, and totally respectful. These guys take us fans seriously enough to just let us be little kids again."
—David Shoemaker (The Masked Man), Deadspin & Grantland

To submit a MegaStar application, please e-mail UCBW.info@gmail.com.

Mar 27
Permalink
UCBW WrestleSlamMania VII FULL RESULTS: To kick off the event, Father Nelson & The Altar Boy defeated Trip & Trey McGonigle to retain the UCBW Tag Team Championship. Bedbug & Bloody Mary, unhappy about not being in a match, tormented the crowd in the UCBW Arena, but Beach Cop saved the day. Black Jacket won the vacant Hardcore Championship in a Hardcore Fucking 4-Way Match that also included Mr. Olympia, Beach Cop & Buffalo Elmo. Despite being flanked by Lady Liberty & Big Sister, Tanya Tiara was defeated by Dollywood Hogan, who retained the UCBW Women’s Championship. Tanya Tiara’s Stage Momma was also a major factor, but Dollywood Hogan had major help from special guest referee “Cold Sober” Steve Boston. In a brutal You’re Fired Match, Wall $treet defeated Little Worker after Wall $treet kicked out of every move in the book. Little Worker attacked Wall $treet and also Referee Robot Riley after the match with a steel chair. He then popped his collar, put on an upside-down backwards visor & berated the crowd. The King of Hearts returned after a year out of action to deliver a Heartbreaker and save the day. A new face named Froot Boots made an Open Challenge for his Platinum Rollerblades, but was dominated by three audience memebers, who put their balls in his mouth and took a dump on his chest. In the Main Event, “Manly Man” Randy Manly (w/ Chuck McMahon in his corner) finally defeated Razor Raymond (w/ Buck McMahon in his corner) to win the UCBW World Intercontinental Heavyweight Championship of the World. “Manly Man” won despite heavy interference from all of the CSZW Blooperstars. And with the victory, Chuck McMahon once again has full control of UCBW after winning it back from his evil brother Buck.

UCBW WrestleSlamMania VII FULL RESULTS:

  • To kick off the event, Father Nelson & The Altar Boy defeated Trip & Trey McGonigle to retain the UCBW Tag Team Championship.
  • Bedbug & Bloody Mary, unhappy about not being in a match, tormented the crowd in the UCBW Arena, but Beach Cop saved the day.
  • Black Jacket won the vacant Hardcore Championship in a Hardcore Fucking 4-Way Match that also included Mr. Olympia, Beach Cop & Buffalo Elmo.
  • Despite being flanked by Lady Liberty & Big Sister, Tanya Tiara was defeated by Dollywood Hogan, who retained the UCBW Women’s Championship. Tanya Tiara’s Stage Momma was also a major factor, but Dollywood Hogan had major help from special guest referee “Cold Sober” Steve Boston.
  • In a brutal You’re Fired Match, Wall $treet defeated Little Worker after Wall $treet kicked out of every move in the book. Little Worker attacked Wall $treet and also Referee Robot Riley after the match with a steel chair. He then popped his collar, put on an upside-down backwards visor & berated the crowd. The King of Hearts returned after a year out of action to deliver a Heartbreaker and save the day.
  • A new face named Froot Boots made an Open Challenge for his Platinum Rollerblades, but was dominated by three audience memebers, who put their balls in his mouth and took a dump on his chest.
  • In the Main Event, “Manly Man” Randy Manly (w/ Chuck McMahon in his corner) finally defeated Razor Raymond (w/ Buck McMahon in his corner) to win the UCBW World Intercontinental Heavyweight Championship of the World. “Manly Man” won despite heavy interference from all of the CSZW Blooperstars. And with the victory, Chuck McMahon once again has full control of UCBW after winning it back from his evil brother Buck.
Comments (View)